An anonymous rader sent us this vital info - a yet unpublished list of revolutionary tips on your health, beauty and general wellbeing. Don’t you think twice but try them out.
1) Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.
2) If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories. 3) A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away.
Ever get this uneasy feeling some is lurking at you? Ever sense their ill wishes? Do not ignore them. Your life may really be in danger...
* Washing machine found with hoses cut; "You’re next" written in Woolite
* It tries to lure you inside by hiding one of your socks
* Immediately stops whispered conversations with washer when you walk in the room
You must have suspected it for quite a while. Now it’s official. Halloween is THE thing. Forget the ’funny movements’, go trick or treating.
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